I thought so.

Said randomly to make the speaker appear smarter than they are, and to insult the person they're responding to.

"Dude, I'm tired."
"Uh, yeah. I thought so."

by Lomo February 29, 2004

my niggas is foreals though

Created by Wendy L.R, meaning "it is the truth". Used to emphasise one's point.

1: are you serious?
2: my niggas is foreals though!

by Wenwen December 3, 2013

That’s what I thought

Interpreted as a dominant version of the phrase “make me.” Used as a method of flirting.

person 1: “why don’t you make me then?”

person 2: “ya? maybe i will.”

person 1: “haha never mind”

person 2: “ that’s what i thought.”

by jacksonb98126 June 23, 2020

thoughts and prayers

what NRA-funded politicians say after a mass shooting, instead of working on gun control

mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr

politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs

mass shooter: *shoots politician*

politician: *fucking dies*

NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*

by goodvibes4ever October 10, 2020

Jizz Trough

A common insult that does not necessarily have any extreme negative or sexual connotations.

"Herbert forgot to take out the trash again...

...what a Jizz Trough."

also

"Hey can you get me some milk from the fridge?"

"No."

"C'mon, don't be such a Jizz Trough."

by bobbysansvetements December 8, 2009

who would have thought

an expression used when one is surprised by something that has happened and/or something that they unexpectedly learned.

Joe after being married for 25 years and fathering four children, left his wife for women 20 years older than him. Who would have thought.

by GalacticSoulBrother May 19, 2016

Sunny Thoughts

Evil, egotistical, or otherwise socially unacceptable thoughts which pop into one's head after watching the TV Show, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

My bad, man, I've been watching so much Always Sunny that I've started having these Sunny Thoughts.

by Tyqmn March 18, 2011