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cat pants

Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.

Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.
"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"

"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"
by scodder May 9, 2010
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Muffle Pants

Tight fitting shorts or pants on a woman.

The tight fitting nature of the clothing creates a camel toe.
I can see the lips moving, but can't hear what they are saying
by Rodolphe May 19, 2005
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Sad Pants

A term either to describe a person (usually female) or a phenomena in which they attempt with a desperation to fit into a pair of skin tight jeans or booty shorts that don't fit at all. The result is people first noticing then running away screaming in disgust. Also, the said jeans or booty shorts look like they are crying for the person to evacuate their space which is beyond any reasonable capacity. Hence why it is referred to as sad pants.
Jesus H Christ Sad Pants!!!! Do you own a pair of jeans or shorts that have actually lived!?!?!!?!?!?
by O.G. Junior Mint September 18, 2015
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Pants Dance

1. Dance in which the wearer pulls the front of his or her pants, while wearing the said pants, with both their thumbs and gently pulls on the pants in a rhythmic motion, swaying their hands and pelvis side-to-side. Using the thumbs to force oneself to leap forward with each sway is also acceptable, but may cause minor amounts of property damage, minor injury to oneself or others, and enormous amounts of humiliation.

2. The move one does in a seated position while trying to scratch the itch caused by pubic hairs latched to the penis as it retracts back into one's body.
1. "Dude, me and this hot chick met on the dance floor and we started to Pants Dance, but then she stumbled and hit an old lady."

2. "Sir, I will not allow you to Pants Dance while I am giving a lecture!"
by The Jaw Slapper February 5, 2010
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No pants party

1.) A slang term for sex.

2.) A party or social event where guests are encouraged to not wear pants but instead wear their undergarments.
1.) She invited him to a no pants party at her house.

2.) Brandon sent me an invite to his no pants party next month. Boxers or briefs?
by The girl from the flats September 4, 2014
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pants mouth

referring to to nether regions of a womans anatomy. the "second" set of lips. the lower, and generally much more beautiful set of lips on a woman's body.
man that girl looks super hot in those tight pants, i would love to kiss her pants mouth. or another use for calling someone a pussy, dude! stop being such a pants mouth.
by DB208 July 28, 2012
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pants week

the week when a woman is on her period; also to be used
in lieu of telling someone you are on your period in public
Man: Hey you want to get it on
Woman: No, it's pants week

Girl 1: Hey you should try this dress on it's really cute
Girl 2: I really don't feel like it, it's pants week
Girl 1: Well let go get some chocolate than
by Boo sparks May 28, 2011
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