Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.
A man sits on the toilet to take a crap but not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.
This is a zombie's kiss.
A man sits on the toilet to take a crap but not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.
This is a zombie's kiss.
by Elijah Bone January 23, 2008
Get the zombie's kissmug. when your making out and you exhale or inhale your partner's air supply causing them to gasp for breath. this usually results in the partner panicing
when i was making out with my girlfriend, i lung kissed her by sucking in her air and making her panic
by theredsandrevolt February 1, 2010
Get the lung kissmug. by Jrose January 10, 2014
Get the butthole kissesmug. The act of pulling down one's pants, to the bare ass, and sitting or preferably jump sitting on someone elses nose. This is most successful when your butt hole lands directly on the victem's nose.
by Joker5997 March 18, 2008
Get the dolphin kissmug. When you have a dimple on your cheek. It is said that an angel kissed your cheek when you were born giving you a dimple or dimples.
by runt October 25, 2004
Get the angel kissmug. The title of Disney channel star and teeny bopper sensation Selena Gomez's debut album. The vocals to each song sound as if someone different is singing for each one, and when Gomez performed live for the first time on the show "Dancing With the Stars," it was made quite obvious that the little singing she did for the album was edited and synched to an average singer's level.
However, she has many fans who love her, and Selena managed to sell 66,000 copies of the album in one week. The end.
However, she has many fans who love her, and Selena managed to sell 66,000 copies of the album in one week. The end.
Ashlyn: Ew, Selena Gomez can NOT sing.
Brian: She's hot, but she makes my ears bleed.
Little girl: No! Selena is nice and pretty and looks like Alex from Wizards of Waverly Place, so she can do magic! And she's so cool! Mommy bought me 'Kiss and Tell' and she sang really good!
Brian: She's hot, but she makes my ears bleed.
Little girl: No! Selena is nice and pretty and looks like Alex from Wizards of Waverly Place, so she can do magic! And she's so cool! Mommy bought me 'Kiss and Tell' and she sang really good!
by Fryen Pan November 25, 2009
Get the Kiss and Tellmug. When two people kiss standing on rocks in a body of water. The name comes from the illusion that the two people are walking on holy water while kissing. If you need some spicy curry in your relationship, this is a fun way to change it up while feeling holy.
Princess Panchali is tired of the same ole' spidey upside down kiss so Raymond takes it upon himself and pulls her over for a spontaneous and holy Jesus Kiss.
by Princess Panchali May 10, 2010
Get the Jesus Kissmug.