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flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing
Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"
by Ebesneezer bahonkers October 2, 2015
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Flapping

An idiot who is incessantly flapping there jaw at you or in your ear possibly spit coming out of the idiots mouth.

Meaning: Could you stop flapping in my ear man why can't you just shut the fuck up!
Stop flapping in my ear man! step back! give me some fucking space and shut the fuck up.
by BillLaRocco September 13, 2023
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Covid Flaps

Referring to the plastic or PVC transparent door curtains most commonly found at the entrance to varying commercial and public spaces. Although initially designed to keep out unwanted insects , in the age of the global pandemic, these curtains or "flaps" encourage a significantly higher risk of viral contagion due to their large surface area which, by design, requires the skin contact of the hand, arm or in some cases face in order to operate.

Due to the inherent dankness of such threshold systems in the topical context has led to their addition to the cannon of COVID related catch phrases.

First coined in Wellington, New Zealand in late 2020 by local social personality, Rohanah Sos.
"Don't touch the Covid Flaps, Honey"
by clemfandango July 17, 2021
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Flap Lady

A woman who only drinks WDK daily. Always pops over the fence and always has a fag in her mouth also see under Fence lady
The main name is Tanya but more Tarnya
Oh look here is flap lady coming

Oh god not Taryna
by Jibjabjoe March 22, 2024
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flap wrap

The act of rubbing ones vaginal flaps on another persons face in surprise. IE: when the victim is sleeping or focussed on watching TV. Similar to Tea-bagging, but for females.
Watch me flap wrap his face. He totally won't expect it.
by AddictH1 April 13, 2016
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elephant flaps

when two naked female elephants fuck soo much they engulf each other in their loose vaginal lobe flaps.
when i was on a trip in a safari i saw the most horrible elephant flaps!!
by BATGIRL&NIGHTWING July 19, 2013
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Flap Smacked

Flap smacked is the act of being hit in the face or head by a flap of skin, usually the size of a large dildo, when log-rolling a patient undergoing a circumferential body lift.
Joey got flap smacked yesterday during Dr. Frankenstein's case.. it was like a knock-out punch from Mike Tyson.
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