prince duck

The fattest duck ever and the jesus duck and the prince of all ducks

Prince duck is pretty fat not gonna lie

by Prince The Duck August 22, 2021

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Steppin on Ducks

A phrase used to conceal multiple flatulance. The individaul passes gas that coincides with each ensuing footstep, in turn creating the illusion that the pedestrian is in fact "steppin on ducks".

Wife: Honey, are farting?
Husband: Nah baby, I'm just steppin on ducks.

"Dang son, this here chili's gonna make step on ducks."

by Jared Knight January 7, 2007

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ducking wired

A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".

Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!

Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.

Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!

by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010

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Muscovy Duck

A duck that looks to be a cross between a turkey and a duck, but ducks and turkeys don't cross.

Is that a turkey duck

No that's a Muscovy Duck, turkeys and ducks don't cross.

by BAM! I'm sexy April 1, 2010

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duck penis

To twist a mans erect penis in a corkscrew motion until he orgasms using both hands with only the head inserted in the twisters mouth. Similar to wringing a wet towel with both hands.

She gave him a duck penis and he immediately shot his load.

by T S D c February 5, 2017

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Walking the duck

Walking the duck is when you are either walking naked (only works if your a guy) or you are going commando and your fly is down...thus your little guy escapes and waddles when you walk.

TIM: Today I forgot to zip up, and my coworkers caught me walking the duck.
WORST DAY EVER!

by Nubman3 May 22, 2009

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