People who love talking shit on the internet mainly about other people's vehicles. These trolls will talk shit all day long on the internet as long as they have a keyboard to hide behind. But you will never see these people in real life. 9 times out of 10 these trolls drive their moms Honda, lancer, Evo, or a mustang. These trolls are nothing to worry about because they never actually do anything. Typically the Facebook of an internet troll can be spotted by images that look like they were found on Google and there's never pictures of these people on their pages.
Bob: man your cars a piece of shit I'd put bus lengths on it.
Ray: is that so? Bus lengths? Alright then let's race. This Saturday at us 13 heads up N/T instant green tree
Bob: man you don't wanna do that I'll hurt your feelings. My cars so much faster.
Ray: alright then show me stop talking about it and lock it in
Bob: well you see mom needs the car this weekend so I can't..... But before the end of the year were going to race!! And imma win
Internet troll- person who talks shit but never backs up any of it
**names used are random names**
Ray: is that so? Bus lengths? Alright then let's race. This Saturday at us 13 heads up N/T instant green tree
Bob: man you don't wanna do that I'll hurt your feelings. My cars so much faster.
Ray: alright then show me stop talking about it and lock it in
Bob: well you see mom needs the car this weekend so I can't..... But before the end of the year were going to race!! And imma win
Internet troll- person who talks shit but never backs up any of it
**names used are random names**
by Grudge race May 25, 2016
Get the Internet trollmug. troll land: the place where pathetic lonely angry trolls who own a computer live. They will subsequently invite you in to feed off your anger, lack of self control or restraint. And then make fun of you once you do. Further infuriating you and your delusional apathetic compliant belief system.
ex1. !@#$ troll sucked me into troll land again, I'm so stupid!
ex2. what do you mean lady gaga is a talentedless, media whore? Why don't you get a life you !@#$ piece of !@#$, and go !@#$ yourself, your mom is a !@#$ !@#$ bag of !@#$ I hope you !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ and your !@#$ dog, too! !@#$ you!
ex2. what do you mean lady gaga is a talentedless, media whore? Why don't you get a life you !@#$ piece of !@#$, and go !@#$ yourself, your mom is a !@#$ !@#$ bag of !@#$ I hope you !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ and your !@#$ dog, too! !@#$ you!
by psychobabbleculvercity April 7, 2011
Get the troll landmug. A progressive genetic condition effecting Hispanic woman in their late twenties and thirties. Characterized by a shortening in stature, morbid obesity, drying of skin, and sour demeanor. A reduction or loss in ability to speak English, even if previously known, is also common.
Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".
Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".
Dude what happened to Yolanda?
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame
by The collectiveish September 6, 2010
Get the Troll Syndrommug. A person who, quite literally, trolls the party. They have been known to steal everything from beer to cheese to trix yogurt to peanut butter from people's houses while they have parties.
"That kid is such a party troll...he takes beer from parties and hides it in the dryer"
"Did you hear he stole cheese from a party? What a party troll!"
"Did you hear he stole cheese from a party? What a party troll!"
by lawwwlll thomas February 11, 2010
Get the party trollmug. An aesthetically unpleasing woman.
by Steve September 23, 2003
Get the ditch trollmug. by Troll hater August 22, 2012
Get the Troll phobiamug. FTD! law enforcement mother fuckers that lurk.
they dont care what your situation is,
and they will roll up on you at any time.
Even if your in the park chilling doing absolutely
nothing wrong.
aka. police.
they dont care what your situation is,
and they will roll up on you at any time.
Even if your in the park chilling doing absolutely
nothing wrong.
aka. police.
by rilo holli January 12, 2009
Get the trollmug.