ducking wired

A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".

Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!

Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.

Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!

by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010

Muscovy Duck

A duck that looks to be a cross between a turkey and a duck, but ducks and turkeys don't cross.

Is that a turkey duck

No that's a Muscovy Duck, turkeys and ducks don't cross.

by BAM! I'm sexy April 1, 2010

Walking the duck

Walking the duck is when you are either walking naked (only works if your a guy) or you are going commando and your fly is down...thus your little guy escapes and waddles when you walk.

TIM: Today I forgot to zip up, and my coworkers caught me walking the duck.
WORST DAY EVER!

by Nubman3 May 22, 2009

Steppin on Ducks

A phrase used to conceal multiple flatulance. The individaul passes gas that coincides with each ensuing footstep, in turn creating the illusion that the pedestrian is in fact "steppin on ducks".

Wife: Honey, are farting?
Husband: Nah baby, I'm just steppin on ducks.

"Dang son, this here chili's gonna make step on ducks."

by Jared Knight January 7, 2007

Duck's ass

Phil Mickelson-esque hair, or when the tail end of your half mullet flips up when you style it or wear a hair.

Check out Phil Mickelson's duck's ass. It's epic.

by Communicator21 March 27, 2011

Duck Hunt

The hidden way of saying the cunt.

Oh my god... did you see duck hunt on Snapchat today??

by em2020 March 10, 2017

Wise Duck

This is a insult you use to people who carry out really dumb actions. Use this insult sarcasticly!

Someone (Wise Duck) that tries to shave their beard with a electric meat knife, not thinking of the consequences ie total annihilation of the wind pipe!

by Weetz August 29, 2006