Hans Christian

Strong,smart,big penis, amazing personality and he never drinks! You don’t want to mess with a Hans Christian!

Girl: He’s so amazing!
Girl 2: OMG!
Hans Christian: Are alive.
Girl: Faints

by Alphacosmicmale December 22, 2019

christian liwanag

a sexy ass mother fucker

GIRL: who dat?

OTHER GIRL: dat be christian liwanag. he a sexy ass mother fucker. i wanna fuck him SHEEESH

by The really Horny Bitch June 5, 2016

closet christians

Athiests who harbor unreasonable resentment towards God. How can they resent something that by definition they don't believe in? Also, put any athiest on their deathbed and they'll be the first to pray for mercy.

"Oh my god, he's shooting at me! Please, God, don't let him kill me! NOOOOOOOO!" (bang bang)

by Myles McOmp March 27, 2004

Christian Fahey

an emo boy that goes to high school that; is full of himself when he has got nothing to show off; laughs at his own jokes that aren't even funny; and hides his homosexuality by dating more than a few girls.

Synonym: fagboy

Who is that douche over there?

I dont know, but he is totally a Christian Fahey!

by /.\./.\./.\./.\./.\./.\./.\ January 11, 2011

Christian Hernandez

A small kid who likes boys, but doesnt like being called gay so he dates girls that look like men and he has a small penis and zero intelligence

Person 1,”You are such a Christian Hernandez”
Person 2,”no u”

by Bigpapi2458 November 20, 2018

e-Christian

A self-professed Christian, or one who defends Christians or Christianity from criticism, whose Internet presence (as part of a discussion forum, website author, etc.) manifests in at least one (but usually more) of the following ways:

1)ignorance of fundamental scientific concepts
2)inability to form and/or comprehend logically valid arguments
3)inability to understand the importance of logically valid arguments in general
4)quoting the Bible for the purpose of proving something to an audience that clearly does not consider it authoritative
5)an unconquerable sense of Christian superiority
6)mindlessly parroting the worst and most widely used Christian apologists' arguments
7)inability or stubborn unwillingness to see things from the perspective of a non-Christian

"After arguing with all these e-Christians, I'm not surprised that people stereotype Christians as being stupid and uneducated."

by Jo'Mamma May 3, 2008

Christian Threesome

A relationship that involves a man, a woman, and God.

Example of Timmy professing his love in a Christian Threesomes: "God I love you so much"

by maschinetheist November 7, 2011