Turtle time

Hey baby, be ready tonight, it’s turtle time.
by Childofthedarklord January 05, 2019
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first time

one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls
Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.

Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.
by Jake March 26, 2004
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Story time

n. A sign that a video is clickbait
Video title reads: “STORY TIME: Kidnapped by that guy in a pizza place
Video is obviously clickbait
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Fat Time

A time period of boredom in between two planned activities when one has nothing to do and compensates by eating, even if not hungry.
In between her classes in the morning and dance lesson at night, Sally had so much Fat Time that she didn't know what to do with herself.

Sally: "Am I eating because I'm BORED? I need to find something to do so I don't have so much Fat Time!"
by Ristay November 04, 2007
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happy time

Cameron is going to have happy time with Kim.
by Wudofudo June 25, 2007
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time traveling

Being so wasted that you have no recollection of a long period of time.
Man, i must have been time travelling. I remember getting to the party last night, but how did i end up in my bed today?
by Getz December 23, 2003
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poop time

When you get so drunk you puke all over yourself and your friends stuff and when youre in the bathroom throwing up all over yourself you dont know if its puke or poop, so you ask your friends and they sit there and laugh at your drunk ass... That is poop time
Friend: Dude it's poop time
You: Dude nooooo! Get out of my house!
Friend: (blaaaaaaah) puking all over your stuff
by fyuangneya!r! June 16, 2011
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