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Tap the sap

When a zero-waste person engages in coitus they use zero-waste condoms made from natural ingredients such as latex. These condoms tend to also use less packaging. Latex is usually made by tapping the sap from trees. When having coitus the sap has been tapped and he is also tapping her sap...
I’m telling you, it’s a match made in heaven. Emily and I are minimalist and zero-waste vegans. She wants us to tap the sap! I already bought Sustain condoms. Apparently that’s her favorite brand as well.
by JJXTREME97 March 31, 2019
mugGet the Tap the sapmug.

Tap water

Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.
Guy 1: ‘hey you want some tap water

Guy 2: ‘NO YOU DISGUSTING PRICK!’
by The man in your shower July 15, 2023
mugGet the Tap watermug.

tap the switch

Person 1: “bruhhh look rell finna tap the switch at them cdg niggas”

Person 2: “Damnnn”
by TrillJ9 January 14, 2024
mugGet the tap the switchmug.

Tap In

The act of submerging one (or more) of your fingers into an alcoholic beverage. It is said that when you “Tap in” troops are brought home from overseas.

(Although beverages are the most common “Tap Ins,” some have been known to tap into anything they can get their fingers in.)
I can’t believe they let us get to Friday. Time to Tap In.”
by DonnyT December 29, 2023
mugGet the Tap Inmug.

Tap dancing on my nutsack

A term used to describe how it feels for someone who is micromanaging or nitpicking about minimal details. To nag someone.
I wish she would act her wage and stop telling me this and that about every little thing! She needs to stop tap dancing on my nutsack!
by srae March 2, 2019
mugGet the Tap dancing on my nutsackmug.

Tapped

Rory - “Oi nathan, you heard of that tapped cunt called chase”
Nathan - “Yeah mate heard he bin dives outside of matalan for his clobber”
Rory - “Tosser”
by SmartHaircut July 29, 2023
mugGet the Tappedmug.

double sac tap

I should give you a double sac tap just for saying that
by csnuffy6 March 11, 2017
mugGet the double sac tapmug.

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