choco taco

The inadvertent result of a female wiping back to front after a bowel movement.

"Oh god, I just went to the bathroom and gave myself a choco taco."
"That is disgusting."

choco taco by ironcladlou February 26, 2009

Shit Taco 

When you insert your penis into a chicks asshole, then pull-out and precede to stick it in her pussy and leave a trail of feces in your wake.

Last night I gave my chick a shit taco.
That hoe is dirty she loves shit tacos.

Shit Taco by cuasshul September 17, 2010

taco bread 

a white flour tortilla

Yo, it mah birfday! Less go an git us some hamburger meat, taco bread, an some Slice!

taco bread by crash December 5, 2003

Taco Massage 

Gentle, rhythmic back and forth massage of a man's penis, along a woman's labia. The woman is on top of the man and using her juices to spread over the length of his shaft. This is particularly helpful in foreplay to ensure a hard, throbbing penis.

My man was starting to lose his erection so I immediately gave him a taco massage to resuscitate him.

Taco Massage by Snugglie February 24, 2008

Tacoed 

Bent bicycle wheel.

I came off a curb and tacoed my wheel.

Tacoed by oldbiker January 8, 2010

Taco Bell Song 

The beautiful song your stomach makes shortly after eating Taco Bell.

It's been 5 minutes and my stomach is already singing the Taco Bell Song to me.

Taco Bell Song by Aturaya January 16, 2010

Taco Assault 

1. A creative reference to rape or aggressive/violent sex.
2. Any physical attack on the female genitalia.
3. Or conversely, being attacked BY female genitalia.

Person A: You look awful...what the hell happened last night?
Person B: Taco assault :(

Taco Assault by Somniloquy May 16, 2010