Tree of Life

A tree that has grown over an adjacent pole or post in such a way that it becomes a phallic symbol.

The Tree of Life was evil, after all, it had a penis.

by Bob Minky February 5, 2008

jewish tree

The act of placing ones index finger in the gluteus maximus.

I just gave you a jewish tree!

by johnnyjohnny March 21, 2005

three on the tree

Meaning to have an original-style car with a manual transmission with six different gears in the follwing shape:

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A.K.A Three on the tree.
The original poster is incorrect.

My 1987 Subaru Bratt 4x4 is three-on-the-tree, man!

by Another Redneck Mechanic September 25, 2004

Porcupine Tree

An experimental Faggy Hippie Rock band which was literally created by Musician Steven Wilson who recorded his own drums, guitar, bass, vocals, and synth effects in the early 90's.

For the most part they play unique keyboard/acoustic ballads but in their recent albums have taken a more metal approach to their music. Their best CD however is of course the Metal/Synth experiment called 'Deadwing'.

Porcupine Tree? They are bad ass.....but Wilson won't tell anybody what the hell their name means.

by Jeffery Lebowski July 20, 2006

Wise Mystical Tree

A new weird meme. It's an image of tree with neutral/suspicious face.

I'm sick of viewing Wise Mystical Tree in my vk.

by ZeroNil October 10, 2022

big ass trees

phrase used by Levi Ackerman because he was done with Eren Jaeger's bull shit screamfest in the woods so he took it upon drastic measures to give him a life lesson on nature

" Hey Eren, take a look at these big ass trees" -Levi

by Bitch Ass Fedora March 6, 2017

mongolian tree frog

When in a hot, humid, sweaty or tropical type climate, causing an unusually warm moist atmosphere in the crotchal region of a mans pants which creates a sticky suction type action of the penis and testicles to stick to one particular leg firmly like a tree frog.

Ie: My crotch was so sweaty after that motorcycle ride, I had a Mongolian tree frog to the right I had to pry off with a stick.

by P-Nut August 28, 2014