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Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick
Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”
by Tittie boi May 5, 2022
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peanut

An idiot who thinks nuts are living.
Seriously, this peanut is a youtuber???? Like wtf.
by 4380384 December 8, 2020
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peanut butter split

When a girl uses peanut butter to attract a dog to her vagina
After living alone for many years the girl knew it was time for a peanut butter split to take the edge off
by clickeye3 August 27, 2018
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Peanut nutter

When someone nuts so much it's thick as peanut butter.
Sugar: *nuts* oof that was a load
Dude: Dude that was a peanut nutter.
by deep fried potato November 30, 2017
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peanut butter pretzel

The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel
I had the most amazing peanut butter pretzel with your mom last night
by angry dragon master June 26, 2014
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peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.
The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.
by Tink Tink 27 January 3, 2017
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Peanut Gallery

The jim bros that skip at least once a week from falling asleep on accident after work or decide to go fishing. They follow each other around, do the same workout, and talk about lifting too much and almost shitting themselves. These are the jim bros of Lovell. Oh, they also make fun of the two girls that will go workout with them.
by Love Jim August 12, 2022
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