Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.

Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads

by Debbish December 2, 2021

Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.

Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!

by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014

Combo Load

A combination of male and female love juices commonly left behind on a stainable after having sex on it.

Did you see how much combo load we dripped on the couch? We should use a towel next time.

by WVGrizMan69 September 10, 2016

loaded

a meth pipe that has been filled with meth

My pipe is loaded.

by Halunka Records February 1, 2022

Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod

That front load washer sure made my dick shine

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018

A butt load of mom bomb

When you have a cool mom and her comebacks are LIT!!! A butt load of mom bomb is what your mom would say after she just destroyed that $&@#* in your school

$&@#*: careful, next time you look in the mirror it will break

Mom: why will you be standing behind me?

Crowd:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mom: you just got a butt load of mom bomb

by I_is_pickle July 10, 2017

Toke a Load

A hesh way to say you’re dropping a deuce

Yo bro, sorry to kill the vibe but I gotta go toke a load real quick.

by JayNordy May 16, 2025