a short round loudmouthed skank who loves to start shit and smells like the sweaty ballsack of a yeti.
by Wikkedbitch77 October 26, 2016
Get the swamp donkeymug. by Oxterhair August 5, 2008
Get the Donkey frogmug. A heavy fisted and heavy footed imbecile who throws everything. Often seen sporting an iPhone with a broken screen and destroys toys intended for children as a result of drunken antics or likes to rip out guitar strings without failure.
by MikeSimpson1985 September 8, 2018
Get the Donkey Kongmug. Man telling that Silent Donkey where he screwed the pooch just wore me out.
ass stupid careless thoughtless unaware
ass stupid careless thoughtless unaware
by CTBear July 5, 2014
Get the Silent Donkeymug. Winning at Poker. Specifically, placing in the money in poker tournaments where the competitors are collectively called "donkeys".
Girl: So what do you do?
Dude: Oh, I'm usually flogging the donkey every night...I'm netting about 120k.
Dude: Oh, I'm usually flogging the donkey every night...I'm netting about 120k.
by SupaSmallBalls III August 19, 2011
Get the Flogging the Donkeymug. Girlfriend; your farts don’t even smell that bad
Boyfriend; that’s not true, not when I take a donkey doodle.
Boyfriend; that’s not true, not when I take a donkey doodle.
by Rentmore March 19, 2023
Get the Donkey doodlemug. 1) An individual, who secretly obtains a large component of himself, in which is kept in his bottoms.
2) A male specimen, in which manifests/harbors such goods, that women would announce him as, "severely endowed".
3) "Donkey Dick", may also be known, as a woman's best friend, preferably known as the most perfect guy on earth. Yes, perfection may not exist, but this one loving individual, would be known as perfectly imperfect, in many peoples eyes. Other than the obvious satisfaction, from looking into this individuals boxers, he also provides many other satisfactory traits, these may go as follows; fantastic best friend, cutest person known to man, etc. This very special person, may also be seen as a lifesaver, as he has helped to keep the weakest ones strong in their hour of need and for that, he shall be forever thanked.
4) Although this person has managed to obtain, so many qualities, he can also be the most infuriating person on the planet, his constant need for sexual desire, noted here ;).
5) As well as being infuriating, this individual, could also be referred to as influential, because they have manage to influence people into making right decisions in life, rather than making them go off on a tangent and taking the wrong pathways.
6) Finally, this person, could also be described as extremely intelligent, due to some of the things they discuss, when they may not realize it for themselves, and no matter what they think, there are so many people proud of them.
2) A male specimen, in which manifests/harbors such goods, that women would announce him as, "severely endowed".
3) "Donkey Dick", may also be known, as a woman's best friend, preferably known as the most perfect guy on earth. Yes, perfection may not exist, but this one loving individual, would be known as perfectly imperfect, in many peoples eyes. Other than the obvious satisfaction, from looking into this individuals boxers, he also provides many other satisfactory traits, these may go as follows; fantastic best friend, cutest person known to man, etc. This very special person, may also be seen as a lifesaver, as he has helped to keep the weakest ones strong in their hour of need and for that, he shall be forever thanked.
4) Although this person has managed to obtain, so many qualities, he can also be the most infuriating person on the planet, his constant need for sexual desire, noted here ;).
5) As well as being infuriating, this individual, could also be referred to as influential, because they have manage to influence people into making right decisions in life, rather than making them go off on a tangent and taking the wrong pathways.
6) Finally, this person, could also be described as extremely intelligent, due to some of the things they discuss, when they may not realize it for themselves, and no matter what they think, there are so many people proud of them.
1) "Oh wow, that person over there, must manifest a Donkey Dick".
2) "Looks like I've only gone and found myself a Donkey Dick".
2) "Looks like I've only gone and found myself a Donkey Dick".
by bigbootyhoe96 October 20, 2014
Get the Donkey Dickmug.