shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016

shoot me drug

a drug that, once possessed, will motivate other individuals to take actions up to and including shooting the drug's possessor, in order to gain possession of the drug

That oxy is a shoot me drug

by Chris from Cal January 2, 2017

shoot the thirty

to fight someone it said that it is going to take you thirty minutes to fight him

I'ma shoot the thirty with these gangs or they kick my ass

by y.east on tha track June 26, 2021

Floppy shooting

When you ejaculate without getting hard.

I jerked of to a lampshade and had some floppy shooting.

by Jsummers33 January 29, 2017

Shoot Doodles

Shoot Doodles is something you say instead of a bad word. It should make the people around you laugh.

You drop something on your toe

You: Shoot doodles!

Everyone: Hahaha

by anonymous March 31, 2023

SHOOTING TO YOU

DRIVE TO YOU, COME TO YOUR LOCATION, WALK TO RIDE TO WHERE EVER YOU ARE AT.

If you need BUD I’m shooting to you

by MAPHIA1 January 26, 2020

Shooting someone off

The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.

My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.

by TheBlackCat9310 July 2, 2024