-Bro, Jessica gave me a red velvet surprise last night...
-that’s why I only eat ass with the lights on.
-that’s why I only eat ass with the lights on.
by Sharpsean October 13, 2020
by Rawnuts69 July 28, 2023
The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.
Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.
by Dunkeroo November 30, 2019
A girl who concieves her first born on prom night. Her date remembered the corsauge,but forgot the protection.
The quarterback got a real shock on graduation day,when his cheerleader girlfriend told him she was eight weeks pregnant!! You can say he got a real Prom Night Surprise!!
by RTBSTRD November 03, 2013
During a barium enima procedure the patient can no longer hold the barium within theirselves and it explodes out of their anus and covers the xray technician in a wonderful surprise
The doctor threw up when his technician received an uncommonly high barium enima surprise in the face.
by sevenducksuited March 14, 2010
When you're having sex with a girl who is on her period and you cum inside her hard enough to cause her to queef out a jelly red ball of slime back at the ejaculator
Last night me and Patricia were getting it on and she told me not to use a condom because she's on her period. It was awesome, but jokes on me because she gave me the good ole Jelly ball surprise once I finished with her, I felt like I was being born again
by Skankkhunt42 April 28, 2021
by Dub's May 12, 2016