Shrimped up

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.

"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."

by norambuena April 14, 2023

shrimpbag

The action of flipping off the Google Earth car, named after a reddit user who did this and found his picture later on Google Earth

I passed the Google Earth car today and shrimpbagged it

by Elkaseltzer May 2, 2023

shrimping

The act of arching one's back when heavily invested in an activity that confines you to a table (ex: drawing, eating, gaming)

Woah, careful there! You're shrimping, dude! Get a back brace or something, it's not healthy.

by anonymous June 3, 2023

shrimpping

the act of being seriously groovy and funky and probably having a great time

also kinda related to drowned shrimp

"that guy has some insane dance moves"

"hes literally shrimpping out right now"

by seagraep June 15, 2023

shrimpinator

a version of the popular character known as the "terminator" but from a different universe.
shrimpinator is just as strong as terminator but has the head of a shrimp
this leaves the legendary name; shrimpinator

shrimpinator chased after the villain
the shrimpinator used his gun to fight the bad guys

by TheColorMob June 21, 2023

shrimple

understandable and uncomplicated. alternatively shrimps being simple.

Avery: how should i reach out to her? will she answer?

Carl: bro chill, just text her. it's as shrimple as that.

by llcpmghstr July 14, 2024

shrimpin

licking cum off of another person's toes .. as they resemble shrimp .. not to be confused with Felching ..which is consuming ejaculated sperm from an anus.

You morons wouldn't know what shrimpin was if someone was licking cum off your toes right now

by Heywood Jeblowme September 28, 2023