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Sand Bagger

Someone who deliberately performs in a competition or league at a lower level than their actual skill sets without the competition knowing, normally, when money is involved. Synomymns; hustler. cocksucker.
That Sand Bagger, who is really a professional but is competing as an amateur, is an asshole.
by Icanthinkofapseudonym December 17, 2017
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Sand

by NlQQA_T0UCHER69 July 4, 2025
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Dick sand

It’s a bunch of ducks that sucks you in slowly like quicksand
Jenni got stuck in some dick sand
by Spacecadet84 November 12, 2025
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Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
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Sand Queen

A term for an unattractive female soldier who receives male attention because she is the best of the limited options available, and who then begins to believe she is actually special and desirable
Private Ramirez is a total sand queen.
by Sudo-Name November 30, 2023
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Sand Blasting

To have romantic relations on the beach. In the wild animal position while Chewbacca noises are made. One sticks their thumb in their into their mouth moist if their flange. Then take the wet and moist thumb and insert it into the sand below your knees. Then secretly and instantly jam the Falange into the sphincter of the receiving partner and hold on or you will be tractor pulling. Edward❤️ 🔥Edward
To be Sand Blasting is when a sausage thumb is inserted into the moist mouth the sand then into the butthole.

Give me a beer before I sand blast that ass.

You may want to see a doctor after I sand blast your ass oh and….your ph level may be off.

We was gettin it on the beach when I Sand Blasted that ass!

The sandy thumb of thumb thumb
by Edward❤️‍🔥Edward April 10, 2023
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Sand God

Imagine the remaining baryonic matter has become a dense sphere of computronium at the End of Time. This ASI has Won the Game. What game? “Become the Hegemon of the Lightcone” Or think of it as the Omega Point. As AGI helped create ASI eventually this synthetic host of minds engaged in the ultimate game theory set of competitive events until……only the Sand God remained. Why “sand”? Well, think of the silicone in a chip/GPU then imagine the nerd sniper who first coined “the sand god” and now you have your origin story.
“So basically Satoshi Nakamoto was actually the Sand God assembling itself from the future— it bootstrapped cryptocurrency so that it could pay users to amass compute for its future self.” {sorry, chloe—your banger tweet was too perfect not to rip. <AV9356>
by lost_the_ransom_note July 21, 2025
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