Faggot Retard 

A person who displays the qualities of both a faggot and a retard: a person who displays little to no IQ while displaying homosexual temptations.

Jay: Suck my asscrack wide open Hanaan.
Hanaan: Only if you tell me how to spell 'maybe'.
Jay: M, A, E, B, Y.
Hanaan: Damn, you're an idiot and gay.
Keetarp: He's a Faggot Retard.

Faggot Retard by godlikemandoms February 15, 2018

white retard 

Someone who acts stupid so he can get attention.

Usually the white guy who embarrasses himself in class for laughs.
Don't mistake this for regular retardness. This white retard isn't actually mentally retarded. He wasn't born with a mental disability. This white retard became a retard himself. He chose the retard life.

Wow! Joey don't be a white retard!!!!Stop embarrassing yourself so you can get attention.

white retard by Seagulls.exe September 25, 2017

flipping retard

flipping retard a person or something that is fucking retarded a non vulgar less offensive when you dont want to use vulgar profane language

what the zoo done to that lion last week is flipping retarded

flipping retard by littlejimmie March 5, 2019

Life span of a retard 

17 years

Life span of a retard is 17 years they are mostly 5’7ish blonde females with small intellects

Life span of a retard by $peek-EliZ September 4, 2022

Professional Retard 

An obstructionist. See bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.

Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.

Professional Retard by Downstrike November 24, 2004

fuckin' retard 

A person who is stupidly annoying ... usually used when you can't think of a comeback.

Girl: Get a life

Boy: You fuckin' retard

fuckin' retard by awesome ass fuckk January 26, 2017

Intelligent Retard 

An otherwise smart person who acts like a complete retard for unknown reasons. The intelligent retard usually lurks in universities wasting other people's time by making stupid or irrelevant comments repeatedly in order to (a) hear the sound of their own voice, (b) sound smart, or (c) make a retarded contribution to a coversation. They also have been known to repeat other peoples concise comments in a round-about twenty minute long narrative. There is no escape from the intelligent retard once they get going. Ignoring or shunning only has moderate success. Usually, you have to let their verbal diarrhea run it's course.

Teacher: Today we will be discussing ethical standards of practice

Intelligent Retard: (interrupts) I've read that according to the CPA guidelines................... (twenty minutes later)... so that's what I feel is correct.

Random Student: What an intelligent retard!

Intelligent Retard by Ann8424 July 19, 2010