purple helmet moon man

slang for penis

i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.

by iroc camaro March 1, 2009

purple chaser

a white girl who bangs niggers.

That purple chaser is probably bottomed out from all the gross black dicks that have been inside her.

by purplechasersarefuckinnasty January 15, 2011

Purple Dishwasher Monkey

Useful Insult, particulary useful when a slur of any kind will get you into deep !%#% (like when you are talking to someone of another race/creed/religion/sex)
If the person takes offense and reports you they will "just look a bit mad".

Annoying useless whinger: "You have no taste, not even a dog would go out with you" OR "You wanker, arsehole, drug pushing pimp, skank"
You: "Shut-up you Purple Dishwasher Monkey"
Annoying useless whinger: "I hate you... (thinking) how dare you call me that... (thinking really hard, you have left by now)... what did they say?"

by well read March 25, 2005

purple headed yogert shooter

A penis. From the shape and ejaculation

She wants my purple headed yogert shooter!

by Jeremy December 3, 2002

purple yurple

Giving someone a titty twister so hard it bruises and turns purple.Pinching a nipple and twisting till it bruises.

If you don't behave I am going to give you a purple yurple.

by Gartenzwerg July 1, 2008

Purple Buffalo

A fat black womans bung hole

EXAMPLE:(do you need one?) OK here it is...A fat black woman woman is visiting her proctologist and upon being examined the Doctor proclaims; "Look nurse, her rear end looks just like a purple buffalo!"

by Cunning Linguistic February 21, 2009

one eyed purple headed warrior of love

The male unit, ready for action. First encountered in Philadelphia.

"After last night, she's gonna remember my one eyed purple headed warrior of love."

by mikey mcg August 14, 2006