pee

urine that comes out of a boy's penis or girls vagina
slang: piss

My pants are wet from my pee.
My wet dream was jizz, not pee!

It is common for me to pee myself

by Pee Pants October 26, 2003

pee 2 much

When you have to go #1 (not a dump) almost every 5 minutes.

drinking phillips

by Sexybigshit August 7, 2003

Pee In Her Butt

1. A girl is so hot that you would gladly pee in her butt.
2. A girl is so mediocre you would rather pee in her butt,

Damn, look at her. I would so pee in her butt,

by AvocadoBeanDip April 5, 2004

grasshopper pee

The urine excreted from herbivorous insects of the suborder Caelifera in the order Orthoptera - aka the grasshopper. It is fabled in The Flood that drinking 3 quarts per day of grasshopper pee will stop the aging process, allowing eternal life. It was known in ancient times as "the Peelixir of Life". Its common street name is "GP". Some members of The Flood believe grasshopper pee does not exist based on their disbelief in insect urethras.

Bob: Hey Bill, watcha doin'?
Bill: Drinkin' grasshopper pee.
Bob: Oh, okay.

by Jabberwokki45 from The Flood October 30, 2008

Pee Poo

A very wet liquidy form of feces. First exemplified in:

You Suck at Photoshop #2: Covering Your Mistakes @ 3 minutes and 43 seconds

"And maybe your cat actually pees shit. Which is what our cat does, it's kind of weird. So lets get a pee poo color..."

by Nerdious March 30, 2009

pee boo

When you get really wasted, crash at someone of the opposite sex's apartment, pee in their bed unknowingly in your sleep, and sketch bounce in the morning. You also may or may have not made out that night. You're not too sure because you blacked out and they chose to sleep on the couch.

"I blacked out last night and my pants and his bed were wet this morning. He's my pee boo"

"Gotta get my pee boo back"

by greatdebait November 7, 2011

pee in her butt

A euphemism for expressing interest in sexual intercourse with a person.

*Attractive Woman walks by* Dude, I would totally pee in her butt.

Would you pee in her butt? Definitely bro, all night long.

by King John Hoover January 26, 2009