square egg

An egg that is pushed so god damn hard that it is forced into an square like shape.
You can also make a square egg by acting like its dad and beating the shit out of it.

Also another insult for calling someone gay

Damn That Bitch A Square Egg

by ILikeFerrets April 3, 2018

Times Square Sunscreen

A type of sunscreen found only on the streets. Organically made, this is not high is SPF.

Brendan, wasted again, passed out on the corner. His drunk ass friends took a piss where he was laying, covering him in some Times Square Sunscreen.

by Kobrakys June 10, 2021

Square

A person or your friends head. It coudl very well be used as a right angle

Classmate: dont dance your blocks off
Someone presumably named Kim or Anne: I promise i wont, I'll make sure to use my blockhead that I'd ever so square to think things through.

by Deidara Claymaster April 19, 2021

Squared

When you max out while at the gym or lifting

Dude today I squared and almost messed up my back.

by The dope atheist January 26, 2021

Square

When someone opens your snap and doesn’t send anything back

Dude Rebecca squared me.

by Exit12344 November 5, 2018

Offspring Square

The offspring of your offspring, grandchildren or grandbabies

I came to pick up my offspring Square

by 459395 April 30, 2023

Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls

Balls

Wow thats some Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls.

by SudirtPigMan October 9, 2022