Pistachio Butt

A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.

Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!

by /weird February 12, 2019

Clock butt

A butt so fine you can tell time by looking at it.

Damn girl, show me that clock butt!
I need a clock butt to find out if i'm late for the meeting.

by etang600 November 17, 2018

Butt Suckage

An unpleasant experience, place or event.

Trash, noise, pollution, and antisocial behavior are examples of butt suckage. The subjective experience of aversion to the environment, e.g., anxiety, nausea, anger and depression.

by hwcdesign March 2, 2010

butt-laid

butt-laid is a term derived from getting laid.. but only referring to butt sex.

I got butt-laid last night, it was amazing Johnny rammed my ass

by Notgetnbuttlaid June 12, 2010

butt raper

One who provides the ass fucking.

Oh man I raped you hard. I guess you could say I and a butt raper huh sis

by Not.Even.Asian. April 26, 2016

Butt Burner

When you fart and the fart is hot enough to make your ass have a burning sensation. Also known as a hot fart. Usually a result of eating spicy and gassy foods.

I shouldn't have eaten those ghost pepper hot wings and beans. I've been pushing out butt burners all afternoon. My stomach feels a little better, but my sphincter is on fire!

by because_minitruck May 21, 2018

butt-droid

A term once used by Vice President Selina Meyer to describe subordinates/low-level staffers in the HBO series "Veep"

"He just had one of his butt-droids do it..."
-Selina Meyer

by Fmr Senator Jim Webb May 1, 2020