butt puck

A butt putt is a hard piece of shit that is lodged in or has recently been expelled from one's asshole. It is most commonly used in describing someone who would otherwise be called a shit head.

Only a butt puck would for _____________ for president.

by Toby Gruntnzler August 12, 2015

Butt Sniffing

Slang; when you meet someone new and aren't convinced by the front they're putting on, so you do some digging into their background to try and find dirt on them.

Alice: Hey Bob, what did you think of our date yesterday?

Bob: It was fine. But I Googled your name when I got home and found a mugshot of you. Why did you rob a bank?

Alice: Wtf, quit butt sniffing!

by UTMcGee February 27, 2020

butt-droid

A term once used by Vice President Selina Meyer to describe subordinates/low-level staffers in the HBO series "Veep"

"He just had one of his butt-droids do it..."
-Selina Meyer

by Fmr Senator Jim Webb May 01, 2020

butt bin

when a human rectum is used to dispose of semen

woodies bum was used a a "butt bin" haha he is so gay

by consolations December 21, 2013

Butt ribbon

A slang term used to define toilet paper.

Honey will you get me some butt ribbon ? I'm on the toilet and need to wipe.

by Shit paper April 23, 2011

Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Butt Poof

A patch of hair missed while shaving between the butt hole and vagina

My girlfriend missed her butt poof while shaving

by Tandog December 01, 2013