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cock hole

The physical hole created by unbuttoning one's pants and underwear so that the male genitalia can successfully urinate outside of one's clothing.
Albert: "Dude, do you unbotton your pants or do you piss through the cock hole?"

Jonny: "No, my dick was too large for the cock hole, hence my pants are wet."
by Canaday C-34 December 1, 2010
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Cock fairy

The combination of the disses "cock sucker" and "you fairy" usually leads to no comeback once you say it to someone.
Guy1:"Hey fuck you asshole"
Guy2:"shut the fuck up you cock fairy"
Guy1:"..."
by tynle02 April 24, 2008
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Elephant's Cock

(Chiefly British, and best appreciated in a British accent.)

Any large-bore corrugated tubing. Generally made of thick plastic - making it stiff - while the corrugations allow for some flexibility. Generally used for routing cables around a room, or exhaust gas from an air conditioning unit.
I say - heat's building up in the machine room. Don't suppose you could toddle over and check the elephant's cock's not fallen off the air con, old boy?
by cfm2 December 17, 2011
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cock-weasel

A person who is cunning and sneaky, and just an all around douche bag.
The new spokesperson for the company is a real cock-weasel.
by oh, that guy January 21, 2009
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cock club

to strike someone about the head and or face with ur cock
u better shut ur hole before I cock club u
by kickasskiwi April 20, 2004
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phat cock

A penis with a notably large girth.
Bob's phat cock is wider than it is long.
by Phat Phallus September 27, 2013
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cock glazing

letting him cum in your mouth and then using it to slip and slide your mouth up and down the shaft
After I shot my load she held in in her mouth and kept blowing me. It was a great cock glazing!
by J S Kennedy December 14, 2006
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