Hot as water

Something that is very cool.

I really like that tattoo dude! It’s hot as water.

by NickyDoodles August 30, 2018

Peripheral Hot

The moment when you think you see someone attractive out of the corner of your eye (the peripherals), and momentarily find them attractive before getting a better glance and realizing that they are a sub-par, or unfortunate looking individual

Inner monologue... "Ouuu damn, that guy is really hot!...oh.. oh. No wait, statement retracted, he’s just the Mexican janitor. Thought he was hot from the corner of my eye. He’s peripheral hot."

by RandySparkles February 11, 2013

New Hot

When a person who was previously not hot becomes hot and doesn’t realize it yet. Normally these people are cooler than people who have been hot their entire life. This is also known as buying in low.

Wow have you seen Megan in accounting? She lost a ton of weight and doesn’t even know how hot she is, she’s new hot unlike Tiffany who’s always been hot and is a total bitch!

by cdawg91 May 5, 2019

Hot Schiavo

To be in a vegetative state and have someone take a hot steaming duke on you.

Nicole drank way too much joose last night! So as soon as she passed out on the futon i gave her a Hot Schiavo!!!

by skeetshooter48195 June 19, 2010

Hot Jacuzzi

When you are having sex and ejaculate into a cup then placed the cup in the microwave for 15 seconds then throw the cup of hot Sperm on your partner's face... AKA Hot Jacuzzi

After we were finished I hit her with the Hot Jacuzzi

by Sparky Iceman March 7, 2020

Hot Zito

1. noun. A much needed manual stimulation of the inner vaginal walls. 2. A pussy massage.

Damn, Allie is really uptight today, someone should really give her a Hot Zito to calm her down.

by OneHotZito July 31, 2017

Hot Chilli

When a guy puts hot chilli sauce on his penis and his partner deep throats

"oh babe that hot chilli was amazing"

by fuckmetillibleed March 2, 2017