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Jesse

Jesse is a good person but can not stop talking in science. He is a loud mouth and cant control how much he talks.
Jesse: *BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH*
Person 1: SHUT UP JESSE!!
by Znetas June 1, 2022
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james and jess

They are one of the best couples to walk the earth, they are both exceptional people alone, but when together they are unstoppable.

James is really funny and without a doubt the sexiest man to walk the earth

Jess is extremely beautiful and has a body made in heaven, her personality is bubbly and sweet
Dani: OMG! who are they, they look so good together

Derek: How do you not know, that's James and jess The coolest couple ever.
by Random person 1980 November 22, 2021
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jesse jr

a fat motherfucking kid that cant get any girls he cries a lot too
by The demon37 August 26, 2017
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Jesse

that person is going out with his boyfriend
friend: he must be a jesse
by IisSmart August 27, 2021
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Jesse

Traditionally known for being a boys’ name but its 2021 and gender nonconformity woohoo!!

Jesse is an attractive being, with eyes that are so captivating and a smile that’s jaw dropping. You know its Jesse if you see a gorgeous being standing there with confidence, hair effortlessly beautiful, and an outfit that screams one of a kind. Jesse is often misunderstood for being a snob, but once you get to know them you will meet the most down to earth person who just wants to have a good time. You can find a Jesse socialising in a party or in a crowded place but they enjoy more chill and intimate hangouts with one or two friends. Jesse is street smart, creative, a curious bean, playful, caring, and loyal. Jesse is someone that everyone needs; a person that can meet your every need.
Guy 1: damn, I just want someone who is fun, caring, beautiful eyes is a plus…. someone who I can hold stupid yet intellectual conversations with, someone who gets along with my people, someone who loves deeply..

Guy 2: Sounds like you need a Jesse.
by CookieInTheCookieJar November 22, 2021
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jesse

"Jesse"-Means to jizz uncontrollably on one or more people while publicly fisting themselves. "Jizzy Jesse"
"Jizzy jesse strikes again"
by TheJesseJuicer March 6, 2023
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jesse

a fatass nigga that would eat anything that pops up in his, when he gets out of the shower he still has a black neck also known for getting no girls and being ugly in general and short.
eww look its jesse the fatass
by fortnitegodxx2cool4u November 23, 2021
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