Matisse

The best friend u will ever have. Really pretty and great to talk to. Absolutly funny. Really good at dancing . And all round the best person u will ever meet in ur life

Guy 1:She is the best girl ever
Guy 2: must be a Matisse

by Josh lungi September 8, 2013

Matai

A tall black male. Has a big dick and is rough having sex. Eats Pussy very well. Is very handsome and wealthy.

I ‘d love to have sex and marry a matai.

by Sallyhomes56 September 25, 2018

math class

The reason most smart kids got the crap beaten out of them for 7 or so years.

X: Dude, I love math class; word problems are interesting and I always get good grades.
Y: I'm going to shit on your face for saying that.

by ashley sue July 27, 2004

math class

1. A place where a logical, meaningful, and beautiful natural philosophy is most likely completely mangled by one who couldn't really understand it and therefore got a job teaching. This person, in my personal experience, probably also lacks a sense of humor, common sense, and, quite possibly, a soul.

1. I spent a lot of time in a lot of math classes trying to catch up on sleep.

by Al October 12, 2003

the matrix

A groundbreaking film released in 1999. Facing hard competition from Star Wars: Episode I, which opened the same season, it was a surprise hit, and a perfect combination of story and action/visual effects. The original film was somewhat devalued by the sub-par sequels, The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions. Recently, all three films were released in a 10-disc box set.

Warner Home Video has just announced that, in addition to the 10-disc "Ultimate Matrix Collection", they will soon be releasing a "SuperDeluxe Ultimate Matrix Collection, consisting of 128 DVDs, which dissect every frame of all three films. Each film has 32 commentary tracks, from writers/directors Wachowski Brothers to James Mager, the catering assistant for the films. In addition, each disc will be hand-signed by Keanu Reeves and the Wachowski Brothers. The set will also include a life-sized Sentinel figure.

by Orpheus December 10, 2004

matt suttle

A real cutie. Makes people laugh, Social awkward around people he doesn't know so he makes jokes to lighten the mood. Some may call him controlling but he is a great leader. Exeptionally smart in certain areas and lacking a little more in others. Probably the sweetest person you will ever find. When he makes his mind up its set in stone. He is a natural flirt and becasue he is a little crazy himself he attracts really cute crazy chicks.

Jim: that Matt Suttle guy really is a good guy.

by EveryIndianGirlInShawnee September 12, 2011

Matchus

A tribe of savages known to inhabit the forests of Chester county Pennsylvania. Often seen hunting the elusive Ryanocerous.

Have you ever seen a pack of wild matchus?

by Flyingwallruss September 3, 2017