a very hot sexy mf who has a gf btw. her name is olivia. he has an enormous cock and you get turned on just by looking at him.
by imthevictimhere January 22, 2022
Get the Masonmug. The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Get the Mason’s eggsmug. a very strange man that normally partakes in the studies and distribution of FNAF R34 (also doesn't shower)
by Big John Miller December 21, 2023
Get the masonmug. by nbhg October 24, 2023
Get the jason and masonmug. Mason is a very special person. There's literally nothing to dislike abt him, he's the sweetest gentleman out there. If you're lucky enough he'll go from someone you admire and wish you could be around, to someone you'd never want to let go of. Mason, is without a doubt the goat :)
by Zulu14 January 16, 2024
Get the Masonmug. A crazy man who every girl loves, he plays rough and never gives up. Typically a business man who sells shoes and sometimes scooter stuff. Loves going outside and being active, probably has a perm. A total hype beast!
by GamingHappy November 25, 2020
Get the Masonmug. by TheGuyInDaCorner November 20, 2023
Get the Aristidis Masonmug.