Annie May

A shy girl that hopes senpai will notice her someday.

Senpai: Annie May... I have something important to tell you... I love you.
Annie: B-baka senpai! If you keep talking to me like that, I'll... kyaa!

by Sulejman3 November 23, 2015

May 24th

Give jacob head day

Oh it’s may 24th come here jacob

by Big cock jacob December 9, 2019

May 19

national spit on any new drivers car day

hey look there is an N sticker on their car
lets go spit on it
ya man i forgot it’s may 19th
yep they deserve my saliva

by anonymous June 6, 2021

May 18th

national soapy titty pics day.

Today is the day where you ask a bhadman for them honkin' bazoobs to be smeared in dawn ultra and have an image sent directly to your private folder.

Some Bozo: Hey what day is it today?

Average man: are you a fucking tart? It's May 18th otherwise known as National Soapy Titty Pics Day!

by Chadislav May 18, 2021

May 20

May 20 is the day of National girth day. If you are born on this day your penis is large and girthy

Wow you’re born on May 20. You must have a large and girthy penis

by MrCOLUMBUSMATTHEW January 10, 2022

May 30

National be nice to your boyfriend day

Why are you so mean. It's National be nice to your boyfriend day. It's ducking may 30

by SmileDe May 29, 2021

May 12th

National makeout with your boyfriend day

ZAMN!! ITS MAY 12TH, TODAYS GONNA BE NICE FOR ME AND HIM!

by NotTylerNope May 2, 2022