The art of pure, unadulterated dopeness that every black woman exudes, which beholds not only her internal and external beauty but demonstrates the glory of God the creator.
Michelle Obama is so astute, must be the black girl magic?
Her hair is so beautiful! Black girl magic.
That girl's dark skin is so beautiful, nothing but black girl magic!
Dannnggg her black girl magic is taking that lipstick to a whole new level!
Girl, how you get that good job and that house? Black girl magic!
Her hair is so beautiful! Black girl magic.
That girl's dark skin is so beautiful, nothing but black girl magic!
Dannnggg her black girl magic is taking that lipstick to a whole new level!
Girl, how you get that good job and that house? Black girl magic!
by BGMPOS October 5, 2016
Get the black girl magicmug. An illusion performed by a single magician right in front of the audiences nose. Usually performed for one to twenty people in casual situation. This kind of magic, unlike stage magic, requires much more skill by the magician instead of by an assistant like in stage magic.
Downsides of close-up magic is that people tend to try to ruin your trick on the spot because they don't give a shit on how amazing it is a lot of the time and most likely want to spoil it because they like to remind themselves that they are gay fags.
Girls tend to either overexcite themselves over this kind of magic or show absolutely no interest at all.
Downsides of close-up magic is that people tend to try to ruin your trick on the spot because they don't give a shit on how amazing it is a lot of the time and most likely want to spoil it because they like to remind themselves that they are gay fags.
Girls tend to either overexcite themselves over this kind of magic or show absolutely no interest at all.
Girl 1: OMG did you see that close-up magic trick that guy did with the cards. My card just changed?!
Girl 2: Oh. It did do that.
Girl 2: Oh. It did do that.
by racketracer August 21, 2009
Get the Close-up magicmug. The act of smoking DMT before entering the morning school bus. The user would trip out on the ride to school and exit the bus sober.
Tim: Hey dude you ridding the bus tomorrow?
James: Yeah, The Magic School bus.
Tim: Oh shit, good luck man.
James: Yeah, The Magic School bus.
Tim: Oh shit, good luck man.
by LickMyHawk September 5, 2011
Get the The Magic School Busmug. by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 10, 2008
Get the Condom Magic Trickmug. A homemade sex toy for males. It's made by rolling a rubber glove, leaving the cuff free, inside a hand towel, then the protruding cuff is pulled over the end of the towel. Just add lotion and you're set for the evening.
by condomfriend November 19, 2007
Get the Magic Booty Holemug. by Mikey Lookout July 2, 2009
Get the Dope City Magicmug. The Magical H Chord is a mystical and wonderous guitar chord that many (not) amazing and (not) superly talented bands use, such as Busted and other not shitty crap talentless wank disgraces to music pop-punk bands pioneered and use.
To play the Magical H Chord, just rest all your fingers on your guitar fretboard, in any position, and make it look like you can actually play a guitar. Then strum the guitar stupidly and voila, a riff will sound out of nowhere! You don't even need to be plugged into an amp!
Changing your position randomly makes the Magical H Chord look even better. Why learn how to actually play a guitar?Embarrass music and impress all your friends by playing like McFly!
To play the Magical H Chord, just rest all your fingers on your guitar fretboard, in any position, and make it look like you can actually play a guitar. Then strum the guitar stupidly and voila, a riff will sound out of nowhere! You don't even need to be plugged into an amp!
Changing your position randomly makes the Magical H Chord look even better. Why learn how to actually play a guitar?Embarrass music and impress all your friends by playing like McFly!
Greedy Music Producer: "Hrh hrh hrh I have an idea. Rock music is cool and has millions of fans, let's make a mockery of it by producing a pop band that pretends to be rock, let's give them guitars!!"
Secretary: "But sir, won't they have to actually have some talent with guitars?"
Greedy Music Producer: "Heelll no. We'll teach them the Magical H Chord, and get the session guitarists we lock in the cupboard to write all the songs."
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Magical H Chord User: "Hey look at me! I have talent with a guitar! Watch me strum and play riffs!!"
Competant Musician: "Uh...you're not actually doing anything except for strumming out of time, and moving your hand stupidly up and down the fretboard. Infact, you're not even strumming, you're missing the strings...and you look like you masterbating the guitar."
Competant Musician's friend: "Oh good god, we've got another talentless fucking magical h chord using pop-punk band. GO BURN IN HELL LIKE AVRIL LAVIGNE!"
Secretary: "But sir, won't they have to actually have some talent with guitars?"
Greedy Music Producer: "Heelll no. We'll teach them the Magical H Chord, and get the session guitarists we lock in the cupboard to write all the songs."
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Magical H Chord User: "Hey look at me! I have talent with a guitar! Watch me strum and play riffs!!"
Competant Musician: "Uh...you're not actually doing anything except for strumming out of time, and moving your hand stupidly up and down the fretboard. Infact, you're not even strumming, you're missing the strings...and you look like you masterbating the guitar."
Competant Musician's friend: "Oh good god, we've got another talentless fucking magical h chord using pop-punk band. GO BURN IN HELL LIKE AVRIL LAVIGNE!"
by Competant Musician August 30, 2008
Get the magical h chordmug.