best mom 

The best role model one could ever have. A beautiful lady who knows when her children need to be praised or disciplined, she doesnt go to far with punishments either. She is perfect.

New friend coming to my house for the first time: you have the best mom!

best mom by Im[Define]st July 28, 2017

Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship 

The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.

Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*

Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship by moocowtnt March 24, 2018

codys mom 

a ass so big she can break steel with it

codys mom s awhore

codys mom by linden boi December 10, 2018

Ur mom mega big gae 

The 5 words that, when said, causes all of existence to implode upon itself.

Joe: ur mom mega gay
Bob: no u
Joe: Ur mom mega big gae
Bob: *just gets obliterated*

Ur mom mega big gae by Default Mate December 11, 2018

Tell Your Mom! 

1. An expression used when a friend, enemy, or otherwise annoying person is complaining about something terribly unimportant, asinine, or infantile.

2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)

3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.

Them: "Fuck! Fuck! I broke my shoelace! and to top it off, man, I got mud on my pants!! (continues complaining)

You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"

or

Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."

You: I always knew you liked dudes,

Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!

You: Tell your mom!

or

You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"

Tell Your Mom! by distraction_camp July 20, 2009

Stacey's Mom Syndrome 

The curious tendency of male adolescents to be more attracted to a girl's mom over the girl herself. It is completely understandable if there is a consensus among peers supporting that the mom is indeed unmistakably hot.

Guy1: Dude, did you see Stacey yesterday? So hot.
Guy2: Naww, man. Check out her mom.
Guy1: Hell yes. Stacey's Mom Syndrome my friend.

Stacey's Mom Syndrome by notaffectedbysyndromejustsouno December 7, 2010

kool-aid mom 

A Kool-aid mom is a mom who welcomes everyone to enjoy food and beverages in her home. People tend to gravitate towards this person's house because it is a friendly social environment where everyone feels comfortable and welcoming.

All the kids go to Julia's house to hang out. Her mom makes everyone feel welcome and offers everyone snacks and drinks. She is the typical Kool-aid mom.

kool-aid mom by MomRocks January 1, 2017