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Life Ruiner

noun:
someone who is unbelievably perfect; ruins your image on how most people are; makes you believe that most people are unworthy because there is someone like him/her around
Darren Criss, Logan Lerman, Andrew Garfield, Joe Walker, Charlie McDonnell, Life Ruiner
by Permanent Rose June 3, 2011
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Life Slump

Life turning shitty through a series of bad choices or unlucky events.
"did you hear his girlfriend just broke up with him for a douchebag?"-guy 1
"really? His dog just died two weeks ago"- guy 2
"damn, he is in a major life slump"- guy 1
by Knight rider June 28, 2013
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life, man

When someone in therapy realizes that life is really, really complicated.
I just realized that my father used to fondle me after I fell asleep. Life, Man.
by DGPACE February 7, 2014
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Life is pain, Princess

A declaration made by Wesley (disguised as the Dread Pirate Roberts) to Buttercup in The Princess Bride
Buttercup: “You mock my pain!”
Wesley: “Life is pain, Princess! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”
by Dr. Sago March 6, 2019
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Life-conscious

A deeper sense of awareness whereby existence is accepted as it is and life is lived on its own premises, corresponding to a deeper recognition of our own mortality and embracing the limitations and opportunities that life presents us with, as opposed to waiting for paradise or better days to justify our existence.
She signed up for cooking classes like she had always wanted to, after becoming more life-conscious in the wake of her coworker's untimely death.
by facile ac difficile April 3, 2022
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life of brian

A doccumentary by david attenborough on monty python
*scene from eighth episode of life of brian*

David attenborough: ...and no better place to view a monty pythons sense of comedy is just over this wall *David attenborough looks down at Brian*

*A Centurion catches Brian writing graffiti on the palace wall.*
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home."
Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's the Latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus"!
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus.
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Annus" is?
Brian: Er, "Anni"!
Centurion: "Romani"... *writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti* "Eunt"? What is "eunt"?
Brian: "Go".
Centurion: Conjugate the verb, "to go"!
Brian: Er, "Ire." Er, "eo," "is," "it," "imus," "itis," "eunt."
Centurion: So, "eunt" is... ?
Brian Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans go home" is an order. So you must use... ? *twists Brian's ear*
Brian: Aaagh! Imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Er, er... "i", "i"!
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Plural, plural... er, "ite"!
Centurion: "Ite"... *writes "ite" on wall* "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion toward, isn't it?
Brian: Dative! *Centurion pulls out gladius and holds it against Brian's throat* Aaagh! Not the dative, not the dative! Er, er... accusative, accusative, "ad domum", sir, "ad domum"!
Centurion: Except "Domus" takes the...?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: "Domum"!
Centurion: "Domum"... *writes "Domum" on wall* Um. Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

David attenborough: *turns toward the camera* Amazing
by the person who shall not be named September 20, 2007
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Life Enhancing Device (LED)

A Life Enhancing Device is any device, item or object that adds value to a person's life, enhances their life or augments it in some way.
Some examples of Life Enhancing Device (LED)'s are Brainwave Entrainment Mind-Machines, emWave Heartmath Biofeedback devices, MP3 players and Mobile Phones. See enhancingmylife.blogspot.com for more examples.
by life enhancing January 17, 2010
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