Seize her holy lands

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.

What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

Use X to land

When you first start to ride a dragon in Skyrim and these words NEVER leave the screen

Dragonborn! Use X to land!

by Maiden Man November 12, 2016

lawn sign land mine

Lawn Sign Land Mine is a game that takes place in Ontario Canada around Election time. The point of the game is to remove the metal wire frames that hold up and election sign on somebody's lawn, bend it into an arch, and place it into the road in the middle of the lane. When a car runs over it, it makes a loud screeching sound and alerts the driver. This is obviously an act of illegal mischief and should not be tried at home. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a sport that practitioners of Darkour play for fun.

I just threw two Lawn Sign Land Mine's on the road and Cops ran them both over!

by viJilance December 2, 2015

cubic land

Cubic Land is a game developed by PAG Studios

It’s also on google play

You should install Cubic Land

by PAG Studios November 22, 2018

Landing strip

A thing rectangular shape cut into the pubic hair of your lower region

I didn’t need directions to her pussy the landing strip directed me right away

by The_Milk_Man6996 December 8, 2018

Trooney land

The land where the disable, the mentally and physically retard are found when rape with frogs takes place. The kind of trooney land is gay and likes fingers up his asshole. Trooney land is a waste of space

We sent our disabled son to trooney land where he died

by Real urban words October 15, 2018

Leprechaun Land

Ireland.

"I bought two Aer Lingus tickets to Leprechaun Land."

by RoundenBrown July 11, 2017