a blonde stupid fuck that likes men in his room at night. Usually have either very little to no penis. Most of the time is gay.when they act gay they are gay. Usually their sisters are milfs and good fuckers. They take milk and cookies everyday.
Jacob pelky and jacob cain sleep together at night wile they give each other milk and cookies. Never use condoms.
by caleeeeeb frwaps March 11, 2010
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John: Hey Andy, have you been to Jacobs Field lately?
Andy: Yeah, I went there last week. After the rain delay I watched them take the tarp off of the field.
Andy: Yeah, I went there last week. After the rain delay I watched them take the tarp off of the field.
by Tommy Toolio May 18, 2005
Get the Jacobs Field mug.Pitcher for the New York Mets. Arguably the best in the game right now, with a 2018 Cy Young, led the MLB with a 1.7 ERA had 269 Strikeouts, meanwhile the team was garbage around him, he had a 10-9 record .
In 2019 he had a 2.43 ERA, led the NL with 255 strikeouts and quite possibly be a back to back Cy Young winner. He had an 11-8 record
He also was the 2014 NL Rookie Of the Year. He’s on his way to Cooperstown
In 2019 he had a 2.43 ERA, led the NL with 255 strikeouts and quite possibly be a back to back Cy Young winner. He had an 11-8 record
He also was the 2014 NL Rookie Of the Year. He’s on his way to Cooperstown
Guy 1: Who do you think is the best Pitcher in the League right now
Guy 2: Man, no one over the past 2 years has been more Dominant then Jacob deGrom. He’s the best right now
Guy 2: Man, no one over the past 2 years has been more Dominant then Jacob deGrom. He’s the best right now
by C-McMoney October 25, 2019
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by Krysjen May 4, 2010
Get the jacob ewaskey mug.When you cant help the fact that you fall off of everything with wheels, and your overweight like the rest of america. You also qualify if you have red/orange hair, and not the hair on your head.
Jake: im not fat and even though i have red pubes and over sized man tits.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.
by your mothers grandfather December 1, 2013
Get the the Jacob routine mug.Jacob overman is a gay faggot ass bitch. He is very dumb and has shit grades. He is the disgrace to the family. He is also a looser with no real friends. He is very easily butt hurt and with cut his wrist if the people he thinks are his friends make jokes about him. Sometimes he will even cut him self over a video game. He likes to make shitty YouTube videos were he usually tells some retarted stories with gameplay in the background. The gameplay is usually him sweating his balls off in a single player game becuase he sucks at all fps online games. He also looks like a twig becuase of how skinny he is. The people he calls "friends" call him twig and this leads him to get butt hurt and send a video of him cutting his wrist in a group chat. He is also ugly as fuck and can't get no bitches, but he is into the crusty ugly black chicks. So overall you don't want to be friends or even interact with a Jacob overman becuase he is a fucking faggot.
Don't talk to that kid he is such a jacob overman he is cutting his wrist over sonic adventures and becuase his friends called him a plastic bag.
by Jacob overman is a twig July 22, 2016
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