Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made

The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it

by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021

iron rice bowl

A job you can’t get fired from in East Asia.

“Isn’t he scared of getting fired?”

“Nah, he has a iron rice bowl, his job is safe.”

by cepeli May 5, 2025

Iron the folds

Expression used to say a conflict or discussion is solved

They would iron the folds if they understood eachother

by Michel123piano February 1, 2017

Ironic

Irony is a figure of speech that writers use to express a phrase or sentence used in such a way that it differs from the meaning shown in the text.

Bo: I believe in the zodiac. I'm a leo actually, love titanic. Actually my grandmother was a cancer and.. she um.. died by a giant crab.

James: I don't know if that's ironic or just comedy.

Bo: Both

by EyeAIDS October 27, 2019

Ironic

A word one uses in service of doing something one likes but is afraid others will think isn’t cool, to cover oneself and seem cool doing it. (Bears no actual relationship to either the traditional meaning or whatever that Alanis Morrisette song was doing)

Sure, Transformers are for 10 year olds, but I’m wearing this shirt ironically.

by Commenternotabot June 2, 2023

Why are you ironic

Because you are

You are ironic. Why are you ironic ? Because you are

by Poya Shakespeare November 12, 2020

Iron Swag

Having an immense amount of swag and wealth in reference to Tony Stark in Iron Man

"He got a new beamer for his birthday"
"They have iron swag bro"

by J-M-M March 20, 2013