weed hacker

When somebody thrusts so hard during sexual intercourse that their partner'a pubes are inexplicably torn out by the root. (Also known as "CAVEMAN MAKE BROWN SNOW")

Guy1: Man, I had some hardcore sex last night, I totally pulled a weed hacker on that fine mama.
Guy2: damn, I haven't made brown snow since I was 23.

by pumpkinking97 October 26, 2013

pocket weed

weed that you find in your pocket that you forgot was there

"i thought i was dry but i just found some pocket weed. let's go smoke this shit!"

by smokinmonkeybutts December 5, 2013

Weed Rat

A grimy rat based human who spends their money on weed before paying a roommate for expenses such as utilities or rent.

Roommate 1: Ayyy man, can you sauce me for this month's rent?
Roommate 2: Nah, I spent it all on weed.
Roommate 1: You Weed Rat!

by SkoopiteePoop April 22, 2019

Weed Skinny

weed skinny

"I went to Lisbon for a year and smoked weed like every day and I lost a lot of weight so now I'm totally weed skinny."

"Wiz Khalifa is definitely weed skinny."

"Did you know weed makes you skinny? - oh, so you get weed skinny!"

"Weed skinny is a thing."

by Thomkov September 22, 2019

Speed Weed

THC juice vaporized in a meth pipe because you burnt the coil on your cart you payed 30 bucks for

"Use a wrench to open the cart and pour the juice in here"
"You got a torch lighter?"
"We call this Speed Weed"

by Honted tonk July 5, 2020

Killer weed

Weed laced / sprinkled with PCP

That killer weed we smoked last night sent me to another dimension

by PsychedMF July 30, 2021

Weed wackin

Watching the show weeds and masturbating.

"Dude I was just weed wacking so hard!"

by Bootyphat July 9, 2012