A sex act, involving wearing moose antlers on one's head, while pouring maple syrup either into the anus or vagina, or in some cases both, excreting said maple syrup into the Stanley Cup and then orally ingesting the maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, and spitting it up into the air, in an attempt to fully cover the moose antlers.
Did you see that Canadian porno where those 2 chicks both did Canada's History? That was almost worse than 2 girls 1 cup.
by Colberttoldmeto February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Before this sex act begins, the man spends an hour cementing maple syrup onto his penis to add bulk. The woman assumes a headstand and begins performing fellatio on the man while he shoves a moose antler up the woman's vagina as far as he can. The woman then gets on her knees as the man uses an antique rifle from the war of 1812 to fire a rubber rod up the woman's anus. The man then shoves various Canadian currency up the woman's vagina and fills her mouth with moose droppings while several other men masturbate into a Stanley Cup. After they ejaculate, the semen is used to draw a Canadian Flag onto the woman's back.
Jill: Hey Ashley guess what.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.
by Dj Twinfrenzy March 3, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Lawncare February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. porn.
Mom: honey can i use your computer
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.
by HentaiMaster9001 July 14, 2016
Get the clear my browser historymug. Canada's History can refer to a strenuous sexual act but may also be used in place of the phrase "cum guzzling anal slut."
by SClvr February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A depraved sexual act that involves the fat end of the hockey stick, an adoloesent moose antler, 13 ounces of maple syrup, and a black and white photo of Jim Carrey as the cable guy... It was crafted for centuries and stolen from the minds of ancient african warlords.
User beware: Canada's History has resulted in 3 deaths, 96 broken bones, and 3 lost dogs since it's introdution to North American in the early 20th century.
by crl0322 February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. "I have no more hatred towards him but I dont want to fuck him anymore either. I have no better definition than 'friend with history' because calling him friend is too broad"
by Daeara September 25, 2022
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