historical map

A map that shows information about events and places from the past

brandon: "in class today the teacher was telling us about these maps about the olden days"

Emily: "Brandon, they're called historical maps"

by EmilyUrie12 October 7, 2016

History

A lie with which all the experts in the field agree. Basically, the studying of the past events from the beginning of time, for which there are few concrete proofs, up to yesterday, for which everyone has much evidence. Since written evidence started spreading with the typing machine( invented by Johannes Gutenberg), there were more papers and written stuff to explore and confirm/disprove one's thesis of how an event occurred. However, as it is evident in today's world, manipulating information is a human characteristic, a flaw that has always been within us, people. Therefore, no one can confirm how and what really happened at any moment in all of the history that us humans can study. Conclusion-we can all agree with the all the events we study that they happened, but not really know ALL the background, causes, and consequences of events.

Peter: 'Hey, have you heard that Hitler was missing one ball?'
Steve: 'I have but to prove it, you either found Hitler's photo of his dick, perhaps in a history book, or your grandma told you she gave him a blowjob. Or do you have other firm proofs for your statement?'
Peter: *runs to ask his grandmother to tell him again that bedtime story

by uueebbll June 22, 2016

Historic Meme

The old, legendary memes that started the entire meme culture. Original memes, but older. The foundation of all meme.

Guy 1: dude i just found a meme
Guy 2: what was it?
Guy 1: Kilroy was here, it was scrabbled in my locker
Guy 2: you just found a historic meme, my friend

by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer September 18, 2016

historio-cultural

: a new adjective thats a combination of the previously ubiquitous adjectives 'cultural' and 'historical'

The Enlightenment was more of a historio-cultural than a philosophical movement in terms of its consequences for the development of Western political, economic, social and religious though

by Sexydimma December 20, 2016

historic crush

An obviously unrequited love for a historical figure.

My co-workers hooked up because he looks like Abraham Lincoln, her historic crush.

by RwjKnowsStuff January 16, 2017

History

Something you need to delete before you'r gf gets on the PC

*watcht porn* thinks* oh shit i need to delete my history before my girlfriend sees it

by History deleter March 22, 2017

History

The word which is different from an another word, the past.

-Extraordinary incidents happened in the past. And history is the science which examines and interpretes the past.

by ricewithyoghurt March 24, 2017