kebab hand

The inimitable, impenetrable stench of stale kebab, that is noticed upon ones hand the morning after a heavy night on the booze and drunken takeaway. In extreme circumstances of alcohol use, kebab hand can be the only way to help remember the consumption of such a meal.

"Dude, I got band kebab hand today"

"lol"

by jam1kenobi December 24, 2008

broom hands

A young slightly chubby man that can only push a broom.

Broom hands lost his drivers license so all he can do is use a push broom.

by yardcrew February 20, 2011

Hand penises

Synonym for fingers

He had long hand penises.

by Sauce of God September 25, 2014

Hand Yank

A type of handshake used by alpha males to assert their dominance over the recipient of the handshake. Often used, and made famous, by Donald Trump, It involve grabbing the subject's hand firmly, yanking it towards yourself and maintaining the lock for as long as possible.

An awkward scene was created as the captains of both rival teams attempted to hand yank each other.

by TechnophileDude June 25, 2017

frozen hands

When your so bored that it feels like the hands on a clock are frozen (time stops)

Mark was so bored, it seemed to him as if the time had frozen hands.

by Ace Hubba May 28, 2016

Hand sanitizer

The most yummyliceous thing I've ever put in my mouth. I LOVE hand sanitizer.

Person 1: "is that hand sanitizer?"
Me: *chugging it*

by Markys wife January 30, 2022

Hand dancing

A fast gesturing motion of rapid movement of the hand primarily for self gratification...more commonly known as masturbate

I like to hand dance when nobody's home.
That Hand dancing queef

by professional penis sneezer July 23, 2012