ain'tient history

Da long-ago period when da common slang-contraction was first used.

My snooty English teacher is constantly correcting us for poor grammar, but I always point out dat slang words date back to ain'tient history.

by QuacksO June 8, 2021

history lizard

Dinosaur

“Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.

by Smaughlin August 28, 2021

History of Worldwide

Do we all remember the days Lexy and Zabrang were dating.. and they were always playing their love play on Worldwide. yeahhhhhh and the nickname Zabrang gave to Lexy what was it? it was Zabry. Do we also remember the time Sammy stole Zabrang from Lexy and Lexy and sammy wer always getting into constant fights

yeahh those were the days

History of Worldwide pt12

by Ebuksam April 2, 2023

History Bomb

Deleting any history of dirty things on your computer

Porn
Omegle
Urban Dictionary

Guy #1 Dude thank god I history bombed my computer before my mom walked in to check it thank god.

Guy #2 Ya my mom would have beet me.

by SecretCPU May 13, 2011

Canada's History

To recieve a blowjob with maple syrup spread on your dick while eating out a moose' pussy (or asshole) and watching the Stanley Cup.

I pulled a Canada's History yesterday with my girlfriend and this moose. It was amazing.

by Strumeister February 4, 2010

guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher

He his a big poo poo buttface 💩💩💩

"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"

by Big Santa May 2, 2024

Canada's History

Enter something lame and boring here

hey do you know anything about canada's history?
no i didnt know they even had one.

by maa107 February 6, 2010