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finger hockey

Did you get any road head during trip? No, but I played a little finger hockey.
by gman75 July 29, 2024
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Pond Hockey

Pond Hockey is a cocktail that is Pink Whitney Vodka and Club Soda with a lime.
You have Pink Whitney, can you make me a pond hockey?
by Adumbkid December 8, 2024
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Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
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wet hockey

a game of hockey but its a very hot day
or a standard match of water polo
bart: water polo is just wet hockey
by DiscordReject4 March 25, 2025
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Wisconsin Hockey Stick

The act of taking a shit then freezing it into a solid log. Now insert the frozen log into a women’s vagina and continuing to lick it like a popsicle until gone.
My coach asked me if I wanted to try a Wisconsin Hockey Stick after we lost to Michigan.
by Idofishbad December 1, 2025
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indoor field hockey

A fast paced game that comes from the original game, outdoor field hockey that originated in 1908. The sport of indoor field hockey is usually played on a court the size of a handball court but it has walls to bounce the ball off of. In this sport you may not lift your stick high or hit the ball. You can only push the ball and deflect it. You cannot lift off the ground unless you are taking a shot in the circle. There is a lot more bending and going down low because that's the way the girls who play stop the ball.
Mike: Dude are you going to Grace's indoor field hockey game?
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go
by Fhockey January 12, 2017
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Hot Tub Hockey

A game.

You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.

Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.
“Hey come to the demolition derby & Hot Tub Hockey thing with me tonight!”
by Capndanpan December 31, 2020
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