gold freaker

when you just learned minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks and you lol so hard that your penis ejaculates off of your body and hits your eye and next the penis returns holding your wife and drops it off and then the penijoker is released and you go on campus and after you return you trip on a airplane who the owner is minecraft steve and he kills you

Person 1:Did you know that minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks?
Person 2; N-
Person 3; I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Person 1; Person 3 is a gold freaker.
Person 3; uh oh, stinky!
*Person 3 dies*

by medangerousmuginmyammarsky January 9, 2023

gold buryer

A girlfriend/boyfriend that wants you to not spend money on her, buy genuinely doesn't

Guy 1: What did you get your girlfriend for Christmas?
Guy 2: Only something little, she wants us to save money.
Guy 1: Wow she's a real gold buryer !

by EDZER13 December 2, 2018

gold fligger

A retarded bitch who hits on u

That gold fligger again

by Hgfffvb February 16, 2022

Charming Gold

A Gay guy who has a body with amazing birthing hips like Stolas from Helluva Boss, it is said to be that Charming Gold is a Thousand year old Mofo that every girl and guy will fall for his bullshiz

Annonymous 1: Who is Blue and Gay?
Annonymous 2: Charming Gold!
Annonymous: Correct!
Annonymous 3: Why r u gay?

by Nitron Golden Rex December 13, 2021

goin for gold

Trying to win something

Jeff: hey, my names Jeff and im goin for gold

by sweetpussylips77 April 11, 2015

burying the gold

When a man intentionally(or intentionally) pees into a woman's(or man's) ass while balls deep. It important that the "dirty cave"/ lower rectum is full of feces and the pressure of urination is such that the urine makes it past the feces. Successfully executed, the receiver may not be aware gold was buried until their next bowel movement.

Mary "WTF, Chris keeps burying the gold so deep that I shit out his piss the next day"

by rebornfungus January 31, 2016

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so sigma, im an alpha bbg

hes such a skibidi toilet garten of banban only in ohio baby gronk rizzes up livvy dunne gold digger prank part 4 omega nugget sigam gedagidegadagadago wenomechainsama only in ohio, griddying at 3am scary skibidi among us meal, sus gyatt imposter only in ohio

by monkeyhater69696 February 26, 2024