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German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.
Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"
by Charles Visitor August 1, 2021
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German Kiss

To fart while someone of giving you a rimjob.
“Amelia gave Justin a nasty German Kiss.”
by xx-meinkraft420-xx August 3, 2021
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German

A man who is rather into men then women
Girl: Hey do you know German is kinda cute. Boy: Yeah I know him but he has a boyfriend
by pichuman420 September 16, 2021
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German

The hottest guy alive! No one hotter than him
German Come and f uck me 😮 💨😏
by Whoislia February 23, 2022
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Germanic Guido

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
by Imanisu March 4, 2022
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German Sausage

Man 1- hey dude I totally had some german sausage last night!
Man 2- yo same!
by broman4206969 September 1, 2021
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bearded german

When a man of Fijian heritage hocks a loogie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to give a man of German heritage a handjob.
In an attempt to placate Karl, Peni gave him a bearded German.
by thejoebagley September 4, 2021
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