Free Screws

When you disassemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re-assemble it but have screws left over.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.

Genius: Hey man, just finished installing my new CPU in my laptop the other day.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.

by Dodoextinct June 29, 2009

Balls Free

That moment when your kids leave for the weekend and you take off your drawers so can be naked. A euphoric feeling as though you have been standing up your whole life and you finally sat down.

"It's so liberating to be balls free"
"So there I was... Balls free"
" It has been a long week, kids are off to grannys and I can be balls free!!"
"My girlfriend walked in and I was naked on the couch. To which my reply was, what? Im balls free"

by Slutnboots May 27, 2019

Free body

A person that can be killed right there

"you a free body right now" " You a free body" "That fool a free body"

by The Spaghetti Burglar September 3, 2022

Woke-free

A woke-free person does not consent to involve themselves with indoctrinating woke ideologies. Woke-free people are respecting towards others, intelligent, have common sense and align to traditional Conservative viewpoints. They actively abandon the brands that try to go woke to find brands that go woke-free. Woke-free people also become the entrepreneurs, leaders and believe in the free market to do business with others to create common-sense products and services.

That legend is woke-free.

by Wokefree November 5, 2023

free-bay

a person who sifts through products on e-bay but does not buy anything.

he cant afford anything on e-bay hes just a free-bay.

by qwed November 19, 2012

free running

Running whilst in one's birthday suit. If a man, the shlong and scrotum swing freely in an agreeable and satisfying way.

The old man enjoyed free running across the country.

by greyshark7 March 14, 2007

free agent

Bisexual. Someone who sleeps with either sex. Especially someone who choses depending on which is more attractive, or is the better deal, on a given night.

Mike: Hey, it looks like Eddie is hitting on that gut...is he gay or what?

Frank: Na, but there are no good looking women here tonight, he's just looking for the best deal. Eddie's a free agent.

by LoneCrane November 4, 2007