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A Fagtard is a combination between a Retard and a Fag ..

Like Johnny is such a Fucking Fagtard i don't know why he is doing this ...
fagtard by Samantha jO January 9, 2007
Man, you screwed up. You're such a fagtard.
Fagtard by Pirate on a Bike April 29, 2008

captain fantastic 

Superhero with the fantastic power of arrogance.
Captain Fantastic had an epic battle with King Ramas.
captain fantastic by timmy January 22, 2004

Final Fantasy 8 Fanboy 

Mentally-handicapped and extraordinarily queer peebags who think that Final Fantasy VIII is godly. Their whole entire existence is spent as a fucking oxymoron, and they spend a large fraction of their sad life blogging about how OMG!amazing this worthless RPG is. Unfortunately, these colorless fruits ARE the equivalent of yaoi fangirls. That means disgusting fan art, fanfiction, and shit that does not appeal to anybody but them.

They can also be referred to as Romance-Cakes, or SquallPeeInYourFacePhunTimes.
How shit, Trey! Did you see that Final Fantasy 8 fanboy's art? I almost committed self-pwnage.

Fantasmical 

Something or someone who is both fantastic and comical at the same time.
Our teacher/pet/tortoise/other is fantasmical.
Fantasmical by Danski and Jonny November 21, 2005
The action in which a frag (fragment) grenade is "tagged" or stuck to another person, resulting in a hellish explosion, and flaming body parts being flung in every direction, usually followed by cursing of the fagtaged. Mostly used in the Gears of War video game.
supacog00701: ha ha got you.

Mr.locust12: Fucking noob, Fucking fagtags are fucking cheap,
burn in hell!
fagtag by Teh Link May 11, 2007