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alt-facts

Short for "alternative facts" - a newspeak term for things that are completely wrong, but one decides to give a fuck about truth. Coined by Kellyann Conway, spin doctor of US President Donald J. Trump.
"It's a lie. But we will not say lie, because thats a bad word. We don't use bad words. We never do them. We use right words. Right words, alt-right-words, alt-facts. Who needs facts anyway. I won." Donald J. Trump
by blippo2 January 24, 2017
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White falls

White guy tries to get his dick to stand up to his girl standards and just not cutting!
Shit man when I just keep white falls my girl and can't help it. Fml
by Bigmouthmama March 22, 2017
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frightentific facts

“Facts” that are the result of the practice of “Frightence”, in the study of a topic. These Facts are incapable of withstanding inquiry or application of the scientific method but are sold as “Settled Science”.
The speakers frightentific facts were incapable of surviving any inquiry into the undocumented and esoteric methods of data manipulation used in order to create data supporting the facts.
by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017
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FOOMA Facts

FOOMA Facts are made up facts that the person stating them pulled the facts From Out Of My Ass. F.O.O.M.A.
87% of all statistics are made up on the spot. They are just FOOMA facts.

Q: Where did you get those statistics Joe, they really impressed the boss?
A: Those were off the cuff, FOOMA Facts.
by Scooterius Deus Rex October 4, 2017
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Matt Falls

A guy who treats his friends bad.
by afrikanbitch November 1, 2017
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Paradise Falls

A place in Fallout 3 where there are slavers that capture and sell people for any purposes and to any one, the main source of slaves in The Capital Wasteland.
In Paradise Falls there must be hundreds of slaves
by aardvark man April 22, 2018
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hoosic falls

Somewhere in the middle of absolute nowhere. Where people fuck the cows before they slaughter them. Literally ONLY farms. Brother husband is a reality.
Do you love the smell of cow shit for miles on end?
Go to hoosic falls!!
by SmallTownBitch121 April 23, 2018
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