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Ed sheeran

Ed sheeran is the most hottest man to ever exist on this world. If you ever meet a Ed Sheeran, consider yourself lucky. Gingers are usually very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very horrid...but not this ginger. Ed will find you. Dont open your closet at 3am after saying Ed's name three times, spinning in a circle with 6 pounds of mustard in your hair, playing the flute, while ed sheerans song plays in the back at exactly level 25 of volume. If you do those actions, ed sheeran will come for you. He will be with you in your dreams.
"Ed sheeran! Ed sheeran! Ed shera-"
Everyone else: "DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!!"
John: "Ed Sheeran is hot"
by Soggy.bread.123 January 20, 2021
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Ed is simultaneously smart and stupid, and that makes him awesome to be around. He’s the one you turn to for homework while also the one you perform (possibly drunk) shenanigans with. His laugh is contagious and frequent, making any amusing scenario that much better. Spend as much time as you can with Ed.
If you get drunk before an exam but somehow still ace it, you’re an Ed.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
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definition for : eating disorder

There are many types of Ed but the main ones are: anorexia and bulimia.

we can also have: orthorexia, merycism, muscular dysmorphism, etc.

be aware that any gender can have an eating disorder, and if you think you have it you have to talk about it.

know that if you have this disorder I send you all my courage and I am sure that you can get out of it
Tw: this edit contains discussions of anorexia
by Skmvsp April 25, 2022
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beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water
Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”
by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019
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This is like the word sped. Use this when u wanna call someone retarded or stupid
Nigga u hella ed😂”
by Bignigga281 October 19, 2022
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Zozer (ed)

A suffix meaning extremely or entirely that can be used to add emphasis to the words pwn, or own.
Original Sentence: You just got PWNED!
After addition of suffix: You just got Pwnzozered!
by MASTERSH4KE June 27, 2005
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