eat her wipe paper 

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

eat her wipe paper by lostaccident007 October 12, 2016

Eat his cake 

When a girl goes down on a guy's chia-pet's-length pubes that are longer than his now long forgotten penis.

Damn bra! That bish thought she was gonna get it good, but all she got to do was eat his cake.

Eat his cake by CakeBoyGeorge October 1, 2016

eat you raw 

1- When you are hot and you're going to fuck her hard.
2- A real beating.

1- Tonya: So, What you gonna do with me?

Lamar: I'll eat you raw bitch.
2- Wow this nigga ate him raw nigga!

eat you raw by OG$LANG January 17, 2017

Eat the put 

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

Eat the put by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017

eat my brain 

A more aggressive, in-depth, informative approach to picking ones brain for information.

Adjective: "Hey Steve, I know you really want to come work at the company I'm at. Want to eat my brain about it over drinks later? "

eat my brain by @black_forests April 27, 2017

eat a xan 

When you are about to consume one or more 2mg Xanax tablets.

Boy im boutta eat a xan and make an exam what the fuck is up!!!

eat a xan by likeorangememesivonfacebook June 8, 2017

eat your stump 

Eating a dick

I'll eat your stump of your teeth haven't been all over it

eat your stump by Curse of Yig June 24, 2017