chore drinking 

Having drinks while doing house work or other domestic necessities (packing for a trip, preparing to move, organizing the garage). The alcohol acts as a brain calming agent that allows you to drone on and focus on mundane tasks where you might otherwise get distracted or depressed.

We are moving in a week and I have a million knick-knacks to box up. Time to start the chore drinking and knock those knick-knacks out.

I'm looking forward to moving, but I have to make baked beans because my boyfriend is coming over tonight. I'll just start the chore drinking and get it all done lickety split.

chore drinking by xophere August 5, 2012

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog 

The dog of many spirit animals. Taking the form of the squirrel most the time but also taking the form of the cow, seal, horse, whale, donkey, goat, eagle, panda, fish, sloth, snail, cheetah, pig, and also a older black woman, possibly Aunt Jemima.

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog is the squirrel of the world.

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog by trashymashy February 20, 2015

dink cuddle 

when two dudes rub dicks together

Those two guys did a little dink cuddle.

dink cuddle by Seles April 23, 2011

Dinkalonk 

A word for someone who is being annoying and acting like a idiot.

Shut up James you Dinkalonk

Dinkalonk by Dinkalonk March 3, 2015

dinkazoid 

What you call a douche bag when you are a protected christian child forbidden from using such profanity. For instance, Michael Scott is the epitome of a dinkazoid.

Gosh darn it, golly gee, that goofball Erik Johnson is such a dinkazoid.

dinkazoid by WerdnaDragmures July 27, 2018

dinkasaurus 

When someone is being a huge dick

You're out at a sporting event with like five of your buddies. Four of us have bought at least one or more rounds of beers for everyone. It's getting close to the end of the game, and there's that one dinkasaurus who hasn't bought any beers, yet has had no problems drinking all the free beer. He think's he's gotten away with being a cheap ass motherfucker, but everyone in the group has noticed.
You, talking to a couple in the group: "Hey, did you notice dickless didn't buy any beers?
Response: "Yeah... what a fucking dinkasaurus!"

dinkasaurus by goodlord! February 8, 2015

Light Weight Drinker 

Being absolutely smashed after just 1 or 2 drinks.

Did you see Ewejin last night? he was vomiting after 2 beers.

oh. damn. what a light weight drinker

Light Weight Drinker by pandaman2012 July 3, 2012